So Dave got a couple new dogs. And out of all of them he bought one puppy. I love this puppy so much, he is a three month old weiner dog. I have never ever liked that kinda dog in my life till him. He is what is called a blue and tan. His name is Yogi. He's so freaking cute, and I want to steal him from David. He said he night sell him to someone ( Read more... )

I am bored so I am doing this. Whoop.

( Poop. )

So I was on the phone with my drunk friend, and we ended up talking about our friendship. She stated that she didn't want me to date girls because she thought I wouldn't talk to her nearly as much. Which is garbage, but that got me to thinking. I don't know anyone that ever actually tries to hook me up with people, or encourages it all that much. ( Read more... )

I woke up at like 1pm, took a shower, sat on my ass, and waited for family to show up. After everyone got there we ate our very traditional lasagna and rib roast, good shit. After that I smoked somewhere around ten cigarettes with various members of my family all ranging from parents, to siblings, to nephews and even sisters ex-boyfriends. After ( Read more... )

I am here once again. Glad to be, but probably going home tomorrow anyways. I came here and spent 120 bucks on fines, and that is just the tip of the iceberg. Fun stuff. I hate laws ( Read more... )

I live in a town called Battleground. That is so weak. Like so weak I fart on it and it falls over. So weak it crumbles under the weight of a grain of salt. So weak that I can beat it up. Like super weak. I do not want to live there. And I am supposed to go back tonight. However I do not want to. It makes me sad there. It's so boring and lonely. I ( Read more... )

I look in a mirror. I do not know this fellow staring back at me. Why does he scowl at me as if to try to ward me away? I am only trying to observe this man. If you want to call him a man, or even human for that matter. Yet for some reason I do not falter, I continue in my pursuit of observation. He continues with his constant barrage of disdain ( Read more... )

I shouldn't be here to type this ( Read more... )

Hello there. It's been a while. Well, lately I have been living from place to place with friends. Still no cell phone so no one can get a hold of me. My license will be suspended for 3 months starting saturday. And I have court on friday morning. I have actually applied to a few places, no biters. Somehow I survive though. I have only smoked one ( Read more... )

Hello there internet. Nice to see you are still alive and kicking. I am as well. For the time being at least. We all die one day. Even you will someday ( Read more... )