Ah, as much as I "enjoy" living in such a large city, I must admit that I am not amused with a few little bastards playing doorbell ditch with me at two in the morning. Titans, if you happen to find two twelve year old boys hanging upside down from a light post, tell them to stay away from my door or I'll  leave their corpses up there next. (My ( Read more... )

EDIT:

OoC: Wow, that worked well. Ignore this post, I'll fix it after I get back from my cults class.

SON OF EDIT:

OoC: Got it working now but some of the snarky edge is gone. Oh well.

GRANDSON OF EDIT:

OoC: Okay, so the quiz will work in my regular journal but not here? Figures. I give up. I'll put a new post later for Malchior to snark in after class.

While this infernal contraption-it is called a laptop, no? I didn't bother to ask when I (heh) appropriated it for my own use-is rather irritating, I'm afraid I find it entirely too addictive when you stumble upon interesting "websites". And to think, I only had to snort some smoke at that fellow to get him to give it to me. Very generous of him, I ( Read more... )