I just cut my finger on a piece of soap. What the fuck.

I found my horseback riding protege. Her name is Krystal and she's 17 and goes to BHS. She's rad. She rides almost as well as I do, which means that I get both horses ridden in half the time. We went on an hour and a half long trail ride today. It was so cool. By the end of it, the horses were tired and we were tired too. I never get to go riding ( Read more... )

I hate when I want to be friends with someone but don't want to be friends with the person or people they hang out with the most.

Today I went snowboarding with Les and Ryan and it rocked Xtreme.

And this is what I made so that I will never mix up a Feeble and a Crooked Press again. And neither will you or my MBSEF kids.


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Yesterday and today I was getting all pissed off at myself because I was trying to work on snowboard Feebles on the little rainbow rail and couldn't get them. I kept thinking, I know I only spent 2 days trying these, but I thought I had them dialed... Needless to say, I was pissed. So then in order to instruct one of my kid's on how to do one, I ( Read more... )

The grab sequence I've been teaching my kids (note: this is also why I am the best coach ever)-

Mute, Indy, Melon, Method, Stalefishy
Nose grab, Tail grab, Seatbelt, Crail
Roastbeef, Suitcase, Rocket Air, Japan,
Truck Driver, Cross Rocket, now stick it to the man!

I am a musical genius and snowboarding machine.

I put this ad in the paper last Saturday ( Read more... )

Heeey Mr. Bartender, please don't be so slow. I got time for one more round and a six pack to go. Tomorrow morning's Sunday and I'll be feelin low. So please, please Bartender, a six pack to go ( Read more... )

Tonight a 10 year old girl nicknamed me Dickies because I was wearing Dickies at dry-land training at Acrovision. I'm glad she didn't nickname me Thong because they never fail to point that out as well. Kids ( Read more... )

I took the cat and the dogs on an hour long walk today and the cat actually walked about 65% of it on the leash. It was cute, she always wanted to walk right next to the side of the trail because she didn't feel safe out in the open. If she had to cross the trail because the one side had too thin of cover or was too wet or something, then she would ( Read more... )