Straight vodka and bowling with co-workers mixes very well. BUt cops make the drive home a little scary.... I am in serious need of some interaction with a girl, because I don't think I can last much longer. I think I have a chance with this girl named ashley that I work with, who happens to be pretty hot, but I don't think I want to take it. She's ( Read more... )

Last night i had a dream that I was eating at a fancy restaurant and my food was tainted with anthrax. I fell to the ground, gasped for air, vomited blood and internal organs, ect. looked up for the last few seconds of life, and realized everyone else was dieing too. It was graphic ( Read more... )

I just got done watching home videos alternating with my dad/brother/abby/mom. It was unbeleivably neat. Really, really funny and kinda sad, but it's always good to look back and remember the ol' days ( Read more... )

Today was the first time I bathed since... tuesday?
I work from 5-close tonight, but I get a half hour break at 9. People should come visit me, 'cause you don't know how appreciated that would be. I can get you discount pizza!
It's also official, you can spend all day browsing in barnes and noble.

So Thanksgiving weekend comes to it's end, and wow. It was wonderful, near perfect even. The most eventful weekend in a long long time. Met new people, had great times with people I'm always with, and wonderful times with people I used to see a lot (but not so much anymore). Cheers to Thanksgiving weekend!

The toaster pops Joe's daily cheese-whiz sandwich at about 7:10 every morning. Still in his underwear from 2 days ago, he pours a cup of cold coffee from his grimy coffee maker (which used to be his parents, but he fixed it). Shuffle to the table, pull out the chair, sit down ( Read more... )

I think I just made the perfect banana milkshake. This is seriously an orgasm in my mouth.

Those bastards at churches can make anyone believe the most fucked up things ever. As long as people show up for their sermon, they can twist things around so much and EVERYONE there would believe it. They could tell everyone that sex is now illegal, and everyone would give it up for God, just like a herd of fucking sheep. How can people be so ( Read more... )

I'm really on a film-making fix. I've got ideas pouring out but I just don't have the materials/technology to do them all. But don't you worry (because I know you all are), I'm making due. Some snipping here and snippin there and it will all work out OK. After a few experiments I know what and what not to do and now I will apply the ideas with my ( Read more... )

P.S.
waiting for Jell-o to solidify is really boring.