"I think I'd remember meeting someone with the same name as me the other day. But thanks for thinking I'm hot. You know, it's not that the offer of athletic sex isn't nice, but seriously, I don't know you and that's really close to illegal propositioning. And of course I know what phones are! Just because I'm from the future doesn't mean I don't know how to work a phone!"
"Oh my god, I am so not your personal entertainment center and I sure as hell am not your booty call! And, when did you break up with whatshername, anyway? You know, if you were interested, you could have just said something. I am open-minded, after all. But, no, you have to go proposition me out of the blue over my stupid voicemail, don't you? Well, buddy, you're gonna have to find someone else for your little Discovery Channel reenactment!"
Did I manage to tire you out too much last time? Really, you'd think you'd be used to this by now. Fine, fine, you can be in charge of what we do this evening, happy?
And nothing kinky. It'd be hell to explain to Pepper why I'm handcuffed to a park bench again.
"You're not the first person wanting to see me in action but, no, I'm not videotaping it. You'd think the world would have learned from Paris Hilton's mistake."
"I really have no clue what you're talking about, but there is an old York. Except they don't call it old York, they just call it York. It's in England, you know. I hope that helps."
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"Oh my god, I am so not your personal entertainment center and I sure as hell am not your booty call! And, when did you break up with whatshername, anyway? You know, if you were interested, you could have just said something. I am open-minded, after all. But, no, you have to go proposition me out of the blue over my stupid voicemail, don't you? Well, buddy, you're gonna have to find someone else for your little Discovery Channel reenactment!"
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Did I manage to tire you out too much last time? Really, you'd think you'd be used to this by now. Fine, fine, you can be in charge of what we do this evening, happy?
And nothing kinky. It'd be hell to explain to Pepper why I'm handcuffed to a park bench again.
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"You're not the first person wanting to see me in action but, no, I'm not videotaping it. You'd think the world would have learned from Paris Hilton's mistake."
Oh yeah this is the message that got to him.
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"I really have no clue what you're talking about, but there is an old York. Except they don't call it old York, they just call it York. It's in England, you know. I hope that helps."
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