the shortest HBP post you will read this week.

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Comments

[halfdreaming]

Nope, the e-mail I got from Alex was shorter. It said "Snape=die. Dumbledore=grr, WTF???Tonks/Remus????" I was shocked at that too, just because, come on, Tonks and Lupin? no. And I didn't expect Snape to be totally evil. And Ginny and Harry...ick.

[lucky_bamboo]

dear jk rowling,
what next? harry + ron + hermione + ginny?

wtf

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Even that would be *way* better than the crap she gave us.

[zapthatmonster]

The ships were HORRID.

I nearly cried when Remus and Tonks held hands....

-vomits-

So much for that Bella/tonks fanfic.. -stares at it dully-

Thats just pyschotic. Tonks.. and remus?

-dizzy-

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Um, totally write the Bella/Tonks anyway. The existence of Remus/Tonks doesn't mean Tonks doesn't totally dig girls. Because she does. I say she's about a 4.5 on the Kinsey scale (1-6, 1 being exclusively straight and 6 being exclusively gay.) Remus I put at about 4.

(Not that I've spent hours pondering the sexuality of various HP characters or anything...)

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I think Dumbledore asked Snape to kill him--I think he's horribly annoying, yet still on the side of good.

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That's also my theory, if only because I think the whole redemption thing is going to be a major theme. And Harry has sort of a biased POV when it comes to Snape.

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And I can't see Snape consenting to being Voldemort's bitch.