Progresso? I think not.

[decorticator]

E! has reconstituted "Soup" after canning the entire staff. The new recorded production will be retitled "Beene with Bacon Soup", although producers, while snagging Jeffry Beene, have been unable to decide between Roger Bacon or Francis Bacon, after deciding that Kevin Bacon has too many degrees of freedom.

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[auzjeweii]

Good joke. In fact, it's mmm mmm good.