probably all of yous know this game, but i just found it. Since i am "working" at my dad's office i have been playing for a while. I finally got past level 13! woot~!

http://games.yahoo.com/free-games/string-avoider-deluxe

MIchael Jordan makes more money from Nike every year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

source : http://www.geocities.com/mikey_wbt/wbt.html

NIke sucks dick.

I thought it was time for something amusing. And slightly insulting. Hope everyone out in LJ land is doing well.


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    I was filling Mrs. Holley's Librium prescription. Mrs. Holley is a pretty woman in her thirties, chubby like a doll. Mrs. Holley has had it. She comes in here with her full-length fox and orders refills of diet pills and tranquilizers and roams the aisles loading a wire basket with bath beads, tampons, bags of licorice and candy corn, boxes of ( Read more... )

Alive but barely.

Hope everyone in live journal land is having a happy (insert holiday of choice here).

and i thought this was hillarious. And creepy. Apperently it is a real commercial that was banned. Whatever, it is funny. Found it on the WTF_Inc community and thought i would share.

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Ad billboard in new york city "beams" advertisement directly into your head.

So basically, you hear voices. Nice.

DO NOT WANT

http://adage.com/article?article_id=122491

But if you want, others can fill it out too. And if that one person does not want to fill it out, they don't need to feel obliged. I understand they have little ones to attend to ( Read more... )

Righteous Brothers.

Seriously

I don't mind mice that much. I used to have a few as pets. but this is incredible. a veritable PLAGUE of mice on a farm, swarms 2 feet deep. If you don't like the images of dead mice, don't watch. I am not fond of killing animals (unless for food or if you seriously have an infestation), but in this case i completely understand.

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The North Denver News reports that Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae, Colorado recently underwent “whittling” thumb surgery to better enable him to use the iPhone.

Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae is a big guy. So he has a hard time using the features on ever-shrinking user interfaces on devices like his new iPhone. At least, he did, until he had ( Read more... )