My Stomach Hates Me...

Mar 19, 2004 08:10

No matter what I eat (Or even what I don't) doesn't matter...I constantly have the shits...Yes, graphic and disgusting, but if ya' don't like it, don't read it...I can't even fart without worrying...Maybe I'm just getting old...I don't know...I'ts just starting to piss me off...And Imodium AD (A once "wonder drug" for me) doesn't seem to help ( Read more... )

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robdeicide March 19 2004, 06:02:00 UTC
lanny, stop drinking for a couple of months, thats most likely whats destroying your bowels.

PS Fuck Yahoo Personals and Match.com!!!!!!!!!!!

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If only it were that easy... decrepitmasses March 20 2004, 02:20:09 UTC
I would, be it not the ONE thing I look forward to on the weekends...But I agree with you Bob...

"Too Much 'liquid bread'" = TOO MUCH FUCKING FIBER"...Maybe my colon is just TOO HEALTHY...

Cheers.

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slaughterette March 19 2004, 06:25:56 UTC
try another kind besides that imodium.. maybe your body is too used to that.. and drinking im sure isnt helping either. haha. maybe you need more fiber too. i dunno.

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Yup... decrepitmasses March 20 2004, 02:29:32 UTC
Yeah I think a new "anti-diarrheal" medicine is in order...Coupled with "Beano" (Anti-Gas, as that's usually what starts the "downpour" *lol*)...I'm just sick and tired on having to rely on medicine to function properly :(...Emotionally OR physhically...

I'm such a walking mess...Let's see...

*Paxil = Obsessive Compulsive/Socital Anxiety/Manic Depression/Extreme Mood Swings/Attention Deficit Disorder.

*Iron = Anemia.

*Calcium = I'm convinced my bones are weak.

*Immodium AD/Pepto Bismol = Stomach Issues.

*Pepcid AC = Acid Reflux Disease.

*Claritin = Allergies.

I've noticed alot, if not all of these traits in my parents...And yes, I blame them mostly...Not so much about the stomach problems, but still...All that's left are stomach ulcers, and diabetes...

Fuck.

Cheers.

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goblinwand March 19 2004, 09:32:37 UTC
you're still invited saturday, i'd love to see you.

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Dammit... decrepitmasses March 20 2004, 02:33:42 UTC
I would have LOVED to be able to make it...However transportation, and/or money problems are the "hinderance" here...

I'm pretty sure you could prolly pick me up, and even get me in, however that leaves me no money to buy alchohol with, nor food...Or anything else for that matter :(...

Blame it on the bank...I got a measly $31 out of a $224 check this week..."Bank penalties" and such...

I hate my life...

Cheers.

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Re: Dammit... goblinwand March 22 2004, 06:32:58 UTC
there was no cover charge and king wasn't there on account of having a stroke. he's in the hospital and we all got free beer. we weren't really able to pick you up b/c we had like 7 people in scott's truck transporting equipment. sorry.

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Re: Dammit... decrepitmasses March 22 2004, 07:52:41 UTC
Damn man...I hope he pulls through :(...However, why are you sorry?...I wouldn't have been able to make it anyways, so the point was moot...

Take it easy...

Cheers.

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captain says anonymous March 19 2004, 23:25:02 UTC
youre an asshole... missed a kick ass party.. on main streeet. but fuck it... whatever. see you tomorrow mostly prolly another party then.. later... the captain .. aws.

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Re: captain says decrepitmasses March 20 2004, 02:36:01 UTC
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! I knew I missed something dammit!! An I had set my alarm for 4pm...But like an iddiot, slept right through it :(...

Here's hoping that tommorrow's just as good, if not better...Prolly won't be, but...

Cheers.

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