How did this happen to me? Miss_Dark is lovely, though never a big Bolan fan. Lets hope she doesn't notice. (Though this does make me resemble normal human proportions rather than show me as a scrawn.)
I prescribe rock!
Childeric wears the cape of amazing while politely pointing you towards the nearest chemist. Don't go, you'll get lost. His instructions will be good but all the time you'll just be thinking of the cape. Even if you get to the chemist you'll never get back and will be condemned to wander; lost, confused and cold. Eaten away inside by your desire for this Golden Garment. Such is the power of the cape. Enjoy looking at the cape but go no further. It must remain in safe hands.
Pictures stolen from the lovely, Zoo_music_girl, as featured, overcome by the cape.