Crisp report.

[dedbutdrmng]

I have tried two of the four new Walkers crisps flavour. Here is the report you've all been waiting for

Comments

[disco_hoof]

I love crisps. Are they all suitable for vegetarians, or will I need to change my lifestyle in order to enjoy them? If you could add that as a tick box to your crisp clipboard I'd be awfully grateful.

[deviant_gent]

I went around to the food advisory board and recommended some flavours of my own. Elephant was obviously rejected (apparently they're out of season at the moment), and the 'chargrilled chinaman' got me a few raised eyebrows.

By the time I wheeled out my more abstract suggestions, like 'melancholy', they were already upon me with the knobkerries.

[dedbutdrmng]

Bastards!

I would love to try a packet of 'melancholy'. You could have a crisp sandwich made of 'Whimsy'.

The fools.

Come the revolution they shall be first against the wall.