oh god what is this shite i don't even

[crackedmenoggin]

[Hello delighful caged city! Have a random little victim nine year old blonde English boy wandering nervously around.]

Oh such a charming city! Such a jolly lovely sunny day...H-how can anybody feel down...

[brb tripping over a still twitching zombie corpse] ... A-a little messy perhaps, but nothing a good spring cleaning couldn't solve!

Even that

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so terrible

[crackedmenoggin]

[Just JUMPING OUT OF HIS SKIN A BIT. a-ahaha what a strange gentleman...

Have a very pleasant, cheery smile though!!]

O-oh, was I being loud? I'm terribly sorry sir! I didn't mean to interrupt your... Hanging upside down. L-looks terribly important!

[crackedmenoggin]

Right! Not important...

[edging towards the bushes

...oh my god oh my god oh my god

he has limbs

in a wheelbarrow

o-oh well!!...]

G-goodness are you alright? You seem to have damaged some of your... Collection there. A j-jolly nice one it is too!

Oh god I loled

[gdit_collar]

[Just spotting the little Brit and giving him a look like he's crazy. It's not every day you hear some nine year old talk about a moose and how nice this junkhole is.]

What the fuck are you talking about?