Comments | dee_x3: Pay me and I shall provide you with the most relaxing form of suicide.

dee_x3

Pay me and I shall provide you with the most relaxing form of suicide.

Mar 12, 2007 22:16

So I walked into the tanning salon today to flirt with the Grim Reaper... and the manager was sitting at the desk. I flashed him the famous million dollar, 1000 watt smile, and then he handed me an employment application. "If you're lookin' for some summer work I'm tryin' to find some people. There's an application if you're interested," he told ( Read more... )

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escape_drudgery March 13 2007, 03:35:54 UTC

girrrrrl what tanning salon? my white ass would love to be murdered by your rays ;]

dee_x3 March 16 2007, 05:37:14 UTC

lolz see reply to liz's comment, holla

brakattack March 13 2007, 05:35:18 UTC

Is this Joe's Planet Beach?
OMG I need a job so bad for this summer. I want one to fall upon me this way :(

ATTN LJ-FRIENDS OF DENNEL: I AM A GOOD EMPLOYEE FIND ME A JOB THANKS.

dee_x3 March 16 2007, 05:36:22 UTC

hahah i forgot to mention this, but it's Glo here in Dumont!
And Steve hasn't called yet, but hopefully he'll be there when i go in tomorrow... i need employment tooo

escape_drudgery March 16 2007, 05:58:57 UTC

awesome.. i can walk to ittt. if you get a position, ill definitely start going thurr