Perverted text message humor

Sep 27, 2008 22:55


After 20 years of sex in the dark a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo.  She said, 'explain the dildo, fool.'  He said, 'explain the kids, bitch ( Read more... )

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cleovale September 28 2008, 03:13:29 UTC
*chuckle* very fun
soooo, whats new with you, chica?

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deeahblita September 28 2008, 03:21:23 UTC
I start working nights this week. it's going to be strange. *hugs*

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cleovale September 28 2008, 06:10:30 UTC
well, I suppose I should rephrase. How are you? Whats happening in your life (other than your work sched.) ;)
*hug*

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deeahblita September 28 2008, 08:02:32 UTC
Other than work? Hm. Lying around the house watching movies and occasionally doing chores and going to NA meetings and yoga.

Haven't really gotten out much lately, although I am going to San Fran in October for a week, so that's really exciting.

Still involved with my best friend/twin/roommate on a sexual level while trying to mentally/emotionally negate subconscious primary relationship feelings.
Haven't been very motivated to get to know someone new for various reasons. I say I'm married to my career.

I had a cold this past week, still coughing a bit - probably extended since I'm still smoking. Had quit for 4.5 months earlier this year. I wear a patch at work for emotional balance. Besides, if I smoke during lunch it makes me lightheaded and icky feeling so I gave my lunch cigarette up and smoke like crazy on days off.

Haven't been doing much art; not involved in anything kinky these days beyond an affair with my magic wand.

That's about all. :)

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