Goddammit why do your tickets have to be 100 dollars ( Read more... )

Um it's been a long time ( Read more... )

I am alive.
I am broke.
I am 291lbs.
I play ddr on the 2nd floor.
I really need a 2nd job.
I'm still sexy.
I know how to buzz my own hair.
I need new glasses.

Any other info you fooz might need to know?

Jeffrey, are you dead?

Transcending time and space sounds fun.

Great Gatsby is a good book, I guess the detractors can't appreciate stories from that timeframe ( Read more... )

Tom Sizemore: I've never had an STD in my life. I want to say, just for the record: I have cancer of the pancreas and I have cancer of the brain, but I don't have chlamydia. You know what I have cancer of? I have cancer of the police. What day is - it's Friday, right? I'm hoping that over the weekend twenty-three cops are murdered. I hope they have ( Read more... )

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effin righteous!

The Descent was amazing ( Read more... )