Seeker 2x09 ‘Dark’ Cracky Recap

[deej]

So I caved and visited fidesangelus's Seeker In Stick Figures recap just now before having seen the ep. I decided it would be too spoilery to actually read so I just skimmed the pictures. AND LET ME TELL YOU: WAS LAUGHING AT MY SCREEEEEEEN. The lack of context made the random fandom that little bit more random, y'know.

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[alorarose]

Sister Philomena reminded us of Sydney from Grey's, LOL.

Love how these two are essentially the rulers of the Seeker-verse. It's like Zedd is Zeus and Shota is Hera and they are super powerful but spend more time squabbling and being all UST than actually helping anyone with their PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAAARS.

iiiitty bitty living space?

“As long as the Mother Confessor's pure heat beats, the Keeper is doomed to fail.”

WAIT. doesn't pure mean VIRGIN???

;___; *flails*

[deej]

WAIT. doesn't pure mean VIRGIN???
OH HALE NO. Ok so 100 points for making Kahlan's powers EVEN SCARIER but NEGATIVE A MILLIONTY FOR FURTHER SACTIONING THE WHOLE “SEX IS BAD AND WILL DESTROY THE WORLD” METAPHOR.

[alorarose]

Oi oi. Not my fault the TV show easily ignores the magical loophole where Richard and Kahlan can shtoop all they want. Cause srsly. THEIR LOVE IS COSMICALLY STRONG.

[deej]

Oh no, I'm not blaming you, lulz! I'm just peeved at the idea that the show would continue perpetuating that plot bunny because it's not a terribly good message to send IMHO. But I think you're definitely on to something, it seems too good a use of wording to waste. EEP.

[miss_izzles]

I've loved all the cracky posts this episode has resulted in. OH SHOW ^_^

ALSO, IF THE ANSWER IS 42, THEN THE QUESTION IS KAHLAN.
ahah YES! It is all clear now. Now someone just need to tell Arthur. (And now my brain has come up with some weird cross-over idea; but what about the mice?)

I kind of hate and love Sister Philamena - because omg *shame* I would totes be like that if I met Craigy. Worse, if it was Bridget or Tabrett.

Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders!
LOVE that you reference this!

Oh that so made my day, thank you.

[deej]

but what about the mice?
Obviously, these will become Cara's Chipmunks who secretly rule the world!

I kind of hate and love Sister Philamena - because omg *shame
Haha, I did kind of turn the looking glass back on myself for that. And it was scary. But I think I've come to accept myself now :P

Aww, thank you!

[soleil_kitty]

I miss Richard. And his abs. And that part where his abs meet his hips. Mostly his abs.

i never felt like wanting to have babies but i so damn want yours! :D

your posts never fail to make me lol. also, thanks for the eye candy. as always. i can't decide whether i want kahlan, or her outfit, or both, or richard, or all of it.

[deej]

Wow. I think we need to get you some Seeker paper dolls so we can solve the clothed vs nekkid dilemma :P

[mlbm1970]

You did it again, this is great!!!

The only thing I like about Leo is how he makes Cara smile :) but i want Richard back.

The fights with Kahlan and Cara, love them, I want to see more and I like how they are getting closer.

This episode went really fast for me, I guess it was so good it left me wanting MORE AND MORE, I can't wait for next Saturday.

[deej]

The only thing I like about Leo is how he makes Cara smile :) but i want Richard back.
The smile was a really big moment for Cara AND IT WAS SO CUTE, but yeah, I'm very much with you: Richard back now plz!

[indefiance]

Beefcake = Gaston = LOLOLOLOL FOREVER.

Also, love Nat. XD

[deej]

True confessions: Beauty and the Beast is my favourite movie of all time.

Everyone who loves Nat is officially my favourite person. I have so many new favourites right now! Oh you!

[indefiance]

And why wouldn't it be? Belle jumps from one hairy beast to the next. Err. That's not right is it?

BRB DYING

[deej]