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Honestly, favorite episode of the season for me (so far of course, BECAUSE TORN HAS NOT AIRED YET, LOL). But...man, this season just keeps getting better. Trying to decide my favorite part of the recap, but it's all love so I can't decide, let's try to narrow it down.
Cedric Leo is leading everyone into the The Maze for the Third Task.
Lol, and his silhouette even looks like Cedric.
All the Cara/Kahlan scenes this episode pwned. Especially Cara totally pwning that dacra and saving her bestie girlfriend. I hope now that Richard is back, it does not stop the epic!scenes that Cara/Kahlan have been sharing, they need their girltalk Richard, he better not start to cockblock them ( ... )
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Speaking of cockblock, Zedd didn't do any cockblcocking per se, BUT then when they cut away from R/K kisses, they showed Zedd, and I lol'd at the timing, even when he wasn't trying and looked all happy for them.
It srsly would be the best thing in the world if Zedd had been shown moving in for the cockblock and then having Cara and Verna, Kahlan's new bodyguards, physically restraining him :D
9 days til Torn!!!!!
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Oh it TOTES should have. In bright flashing letters so no one could miss it. Really, how does this show keep getting better? It's sick.
THE PRELATE: Command it to rise, Wizard.
KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>
I love you hard for including a "that's what she said" joke.
THE PRELATE: There is no power that can awaken them.
THE FANS: Bull. Kahlan can do anything!
EXACTLY! Girl knows no bounds. She's a BAMC, duh.
If I attempt to continue, this may turn into a recap of your recap...and that's not really necessary...but I love this a lot. You're recaps keep getting better right along with the show.
Thanks for the giggles. :)
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Logically then, if the show starts to suck (unlikely!) then so will the recaps! Gasp! :P
Bahaa, thanks for the lovely comment.
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Oh Seeker, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1)THE PRELATE: Command it to rise, Wizard.
KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>
That killed me. I'm in the no Undies World. See ya next week.
2)*stitches my heart back together* I can't take it when Kahlan is in DEEP emotional pain. Her daughter dying.... The screams... *shivvers*
And Cara in pain too. I don't wanna see our girls hurt. D:
3)OMG. Cara's Flower Face was pure awesomesauce.
Valentines is gonna the best ever!
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VALENTINES DAY. THAT IS ALL.
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KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>
that's what i said when i watching the episode.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! *cue Star Wars music*
i kept thinking about Resident Evil.
*SENATOR PALPATINE LIGHTENING HANDS*
for real. dun-dun-dun dun dun-duna dun dun-duna
And then Leo says what is actually one of the most adorable things I have ever heard, about wanting to be the only bird a Blue-tailed Sea Hawk will fly with. Okay writers, you win. Leo <3
"if you're a bird then i'm a bird."
Cara's face though is like, "i'm going to douche stamp your forehead if you keep using animals as a pick up line."
AND THEN KAHLAN GIVES IT TO CARA FROM BEHIND!
mmm, but for real, amazing scene and tabrett's ass is amazing. i really need to make a picspam dedicated to her ass.
Zedd's back's is hurting, but no one really notices because Kahlan's too busy distracting us with her cheekbones.
i know when i'm worried i get random body aches.
AHAHAHAHAAAA TABRETT! Look at her DOES NOT COMPREHEND face ( ... )
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