Seeker 2x10 ‘Perdition’ Cracky Recap

Jan 31, 2010 01:08

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rialovescake January 31 2010, 16:46:44 UTC
BAWHAHAHA! Seriosly, Cracky Recaps FTW! After seeing the epicness of this episode last night, I was all I CANNOT WAIT FOR DEEJ'S CRACKY RECAP! and it did not disappoint.

Honestly, favorite episode of the season for me (so far of course, BECAUSE TORN HAS NOT AIRED YET, LOL). But...man, this season just keeps getting better. Trying to decide my favorite part of the recap, but it's all love so I can't decide, let's try to narrow it down.

Cedric Leo is leading everyone into the The Maze for the Third Task.
Lol, and his silhouette even looks like Cedric.

All the Cara/Kahlan scenes this episode pwned. Especially Cara totally pwning that dacra and saving her bestie girlfriend. I hope now that Richard is back, it does not stop the epic!scenes that Cara/Kahlan have been sharing, they need their girltalk Richard, he better not start to cockblock them ( ... )

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deej February 5 2010, 03:03:54 UTC
Hahaaa, thanks man!

Speaking of cockblock, Zedd didn't do any cockblcocking per se, BUT then when they cut away from R/K kisses, they showed Zedd, and I lol'd at the timing, even when he wasn't trying and looked all happy for them.
It srsly would be the best thing in the world if Zedd had been shown moving in for the cockblock and then having Cara and Verna, Kahlan's new bodyguards, physically restraining him :D

9 days til Torn!!!!!

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relaxjolene January 31 2010, 16:49:15 UTC
IT SHOULD'VE HAD A “HOLD ON TO YOUR FRICKEN PANTIES” SIGN ON THE BOX.

Oh it TOTES should have. In bright flashing letters so no one could miss it. Really, how does this show keep getting better? It's sick.

THE PRELATE: Command it to rise, Wizard.
KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>

I love you hard for including a "that's what she said" joke.

THE PRELATE: There is no power that can awaken them.
THE FANS: Bull. Kahlan can do anything!

EXACTLY! Girl knows no bounds. She's a BAMC, duh.

If I attempt to continue, this may turn into a recap of your recap...and that's not really necessary...but I love this a lot. You're recaps keep getting better right along with the show.

Thanks for the giggles. :)

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arlithil January 31 2010, 18:31:57 UTC
+1 for BAMC! This should be used more often.

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relaxjolene January 31 2010, 18:44:53 UTC
I concur! I love the BAMC! I use it as often as I can. :)

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deej February 5 2010, 03:05:44 UTC
You're recaps keep getting better right along with the show.
Logically then, if the show starts to suck (unlikely!) then so will the recaps! Gasp! :P

Bahaa, thanks for the lovely comment.

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batbadger January 31 2010, 16:58:56 UTC
Yet again, another Recap thats awesomeness meets and then knocks us (and Zedd) off our feet.

Oh Seeker, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

1)THE PRELATE: Command it to rise, Wizard.
KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>

That killed me. I'm in the no Undies World. See ya next week.

2)*stitches my heart back together* I can't take it when Kahlan is in DEEP emotional pain. Her daughter dying.... The screams... *shivvers*

And Cara in pain too. I don't wanna see our girls hurt. D:

3)OMG. Cara's Flower Face was pure awesomesauce.

Valentines is gonna the best ever!

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deej February 5 2010, 03:07:21 UTC
I love that you've christened Cara's DO NOT COMPREHEND face as her Flower Face!! I shall endeavour to use that term as much as possible in everyday conversation :)

VALENTINES DAY. THAT IS ALL.

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recap anonymous January 31 2010, 17:11:21 UTC
DO NOT....mess with a woman in a leather bustier...

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Re: recap deej February 5 2010, 03:08:01 UTC
AMEN.

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romani_65 January 31 2010, 17:13:25 UTC
THE PRELATE: Command it to rise, Wizard.
KAHLAN: THAT'SWHATSHE SAID!
RICHARD: >.>
that's what i said when i watching the episode.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! *cue Star Wars music*
i kept thinking about Resident Evil.
*SENATOR PALPATINE LIGHTENING HANDS*
for real. dun-dun-dun dun dun-duna dun dun-duna
And then Leo says what is actually one of the most adorable things I have ever heard, about wanting to be the only bird a Blue-tailed Sea Hawk will fly with. Okay writers, you win. Leo <3
"if you're a bird then i'm a bird."
Cara's face though is like, "i'm going to douche stamp your forehead if you keep using animals as a pick up line."
AND THEN KAHLAN GIVES IT TO CARA FROM BEHIND!
mmm, but for real, amazing scene and tabrett's ass is amazing. i really need to make a picspam dedicated to her ass.
Zedd's back's is hurting, but no one really notices because Kahlan's too busy distracting us with her cheekbones.
i know when i'm worried i get random body aches.
AHAHAHAHAAAA TABRETT! Look at her DOES NOT COMPREHEND face ( ... )

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arlithil January 31 2010, 18:35:20 UTC
So...what about Kahlan's ass? I'm pretty sure I only saw it when she dressed up as Mord Sith (not that I need her to start wearing pants though). We as fans should see her in tight pants for another episode..

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romani_65 January 31 2010, 18:42:58 UTC
I'm sure Kahlan's ass would make special guest appearances, but there's just something about Cara's.

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janetlin February 1 2010, 09:07:31 UTC
Mord'Sith!Kahlan is what first made me go GFK.

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