Fucking technology.

[deep_red_bells]

I didn't even do the from Satan iTunes shuffle meme, and this is what the fucker decides to kick out at me today

Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide", Fuel's "Bad Day", Tim McGraw's "Please Remember Me" and Amanda Palmer's "I Will Follow You Into the Dark".

Just, what? Really? Really?!

ETA: AND THEN IT PLAYS DANNY BOY. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

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[thedarkest_side]

Clearly buyin' you a new iPod wasn't enough. I'm officially buyin' you a new goddamn computer with full veto over what you're allowed to download. That's it.

[deep_red_bells]

The thing is, they're perfectly all right songs on their own, it's that it strung them together. Like it WANTS me to slit my wrists.

My itunes is possessed. It needs exorcising.

[thedarkest_side]

I'll bring the holy water. Nobody fucks with my girl, not even iTunes.

We're just gonna have to ban you from fucking music or some shit.

[deep_red_bells]

...I must be sleep-deprived, I totally read that second line all wrong.

[thedarkest_side]

You must be, 'cause nobody's fucking you but me. Not even music.

[deep_red_bells]

No, I thought you meant you were banning me from fucking music. Fucking as an adjective, not a verb. Like, music that one would fuck to.

I need sleep.

[thedarkest_side]

If that's the case, I think we both need sleep.

[deep_red_bells]

Have bed, will snuggle?

[thedarkest_side]

Damn straight I will. C'mon in here.