Bingo.

[deep_name]

I've had too many black jellybeans.

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[deep_name]

because
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
The caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within.
Oh, the snow will be a blinding sight to see as it lies on yonder hillside.

[thisisnotpoetic]

This one time, I went to the circus! And I saw a clown! But I was around four so it doesn't really count.

[deep_name]

Oh lovely,

[thisisnotpoetic]

All these annoying girls from Xavier keep coming to this school. If everybody at Brophy sucks as badly as everybody at Xavier, I thank GOD that I don't live in Phoenix.

[deep_name]

Xavier sucks entirely. No one good ever comes from there. Stay far away from that place.

[___optional]

I'm sorry I tried to steal your car. And I'm sorry that I left. And I'm sorry I'm a jerk. And I'm sorry you had to go through any of it. I don't know what else to say, but I'm sorry.

You are amazing.

-capitalistcallsbrittneysuperegosinking

[deep_name]

No need to apologize, dear. The only horrific thing about that ordeal was dealing with your mother.

[___optional]

And that, the most horrific thing of all. I hope she didn't traumatize you or anything. And I hope you didn't get into too much trouble.

[deep_name]

No, she was just really annoying. And I was fine, I just was worried about what had happened to you. She made it seem like every murderer and psychopath in the nation were coming after you with machetes.

[anonymous]

ewwe

[anonymous]

dude you're a freaken black jellybean and you're pshycho.

[deep_name]

yes, i'll admit it. everything you said about me is true. even the spelling error.