"The Future ( Read more... )

"I really like your haircut."

"Really?"

"Honestly."

"Will you have sex with me?"

"... It's not that kind of haircut."

Edison,
Medicine,
Phone,
Joan

Head,
Dead

Bringing cheer and joy
To every girl and boy
Santa Claus comes to our city tonight!

My airline pilot got on the intercom and sang Gene Wilder's song from Willy Wonka when he's in the tunnel and it's full of LSD.  

Aztlan has been polluted by everything that counts as pollution. Its biggest customer is its pimp. I hate what the United States is capable of ( Read more... )

Imperious Casear
Dead and turned to clay
Might stop a hole
To keep the wind away

Oh, That that earth
Which kept the world in awe
Should patch a wall
To expel the Winter's flaw

Maybe this works ( Read more... )

It smells like a skunk right now, and that's really unlikely and strange. But I know it smells like a skunk, and to be honest, I really love the smell of it.

The more I think about this, it doesn't make sense. I'm on the 5th floor surrounded by urban structures, yet it's definitely a skunk I'm smelling. What does this mean?

So, it seems that I've found a Way Out ( Read more... )

It's likely that the reason most people subconsciously don't care about who wins the new Presidency is because some part of their brain knows that we've already lost, and it happened about 40 years ago with Nixon, and we've been feeling that pain of losing ever since. We inherited that pain from the Love generation, but it's a genetic pain that ( Read more... )