voicepost one

[deep_sea_patrol]

Itachi? I believe we have a small problem on our hands. In fact, it fit perfectly in one of mine. *cursing and screaming can be heard in the background* --shut up, it's true. And you're making a racket--- We need to talk.

And this is a general question for anyone else listening: If a person swallows formaldehyde, do they die?

*more screaming and

Comments

[unfearful]

It can be lethal, depending how much was ingested. In any case, there'll probably be severe side effects.

[deep_sea_patrol]

Oh? How interesting. *low chuckle* I suppose the sever side effects will have to do.

[unfearful]

... I'm going to assume the person screaming in the background is the unlucky victim.

[deep_sea_patrol]

Yes... well, he'll wish he was dead once he gets a taste of it. *there's a dull thud in the background and more screaming* --oops, he got out of his jar.

[fevoreish]

Only if you're dumb enough to run out of dis-poison.

[deep_sea_patrol]

Run out of what?

[fevoreish]

Dis-poison, dammit. Neutralizes poison.

[deep_sea_patrol]

*is going to just stare for a second* I see. Well, as long as I know if they die or not, it's good enough for me. Thank you for your indirectly helpful answer.

[lolgundam]

Why would anyone want to swallow that?

[deep_sea_patrol]

It's not whether they'd want to, but more like they were forced to...

[lolgundam]

Weird kinks you have there.

[deep_sea_patrol]

*paaaause and staaares*

....if that's how you want to see it.