After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental ( Read more... )

What I've done is marked with a * - and apparently I'm still missing way too many places in the world. I need to get traveling again ( Read more... )

So I posted a comment the other day in someone's journal. They perceived that I had insulted their intellect and named them a conformist. Friends, I do not understand how it is so, so I will repost the part of the post in question. Feel free to respond. She went as far as to report the matter and have the comment removed ( Read more... )

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover


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Once you gain a certain confidence, the angry can be quite entertaining. Do try to resist the temptation to help them, as they are quite beyond any nominal aid you may offer. To help them long term you must manipulate them using patience, truth, etc. But all in all, isn't hilarious to think of the petty things most people allow to upset them? ( Read more... )

Have you ever noticed how many things are totally different from how they seem in the movies, books, etc? Or even the way you picture them in your head. Like I used to have the idea of reading outside on a nice day, in a tree, like Tom Sawyer. So many things go wrong with that. Bugs, Sunburn, most trees are VERY uncomfortable, and hard to ( Read more... )

When the time comes and you meet the one you are meant to be with, would you know it? I have heard a saying that goes something like this, "Everyone knows when they are in love, unfortunately many do not know they are not." What if perfection scared you? What if one were to be given a second chance at something that was once great? Older, wiser ( Read more... )

After the darkest night, the sun shines brighter than ever. I have been given another change at true happiness, in more ways than I can count. A thief may steal something, but it will never truly be theirs. The gift I now have is more beautiful than even the best deception ( Read more... )

Thy will be done, above all else. May I have the fortune to understand your grace, and offer any humble aid I may in your plans. May I not act contrary to your will, and find peace in any pain or pleasure I may receive while accepting the fate you would set before me. GJC

The worst things I can say I have done in the war created against me is to be heartbroken and give into temptation. I am faulted with calling too many times because I refused to believe the love of my life could truly be against me. I called, and would have stopped far sooner had I heard from her own voice that she thought such sick things about ( Read more... )