Comments | deepdowndark: 37. in your library, guardin' your books.

deepdowndark

37. in your library, guardin' your books.

Feb 14, 2011 14:31

Have you humans stopped killing each other yet ( Read more... )

warden permission? what's that?, epic library worker right here, high means low and low means high, trust the humans..., self-appointed lord of the library, pick a stupid human holiday, ardent doesn't always shout, destroy a word and you destroy the world, high fantasy fistbumps

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naughtbutlife February 14 2011, 15:40:06 UTC

While I have no doubt that your work in the library has been...marvellous, I think it best to have some sort of warden supervision. I shall arrive momentarily to assist.

deepdowndark February 14 2011, 15:41:38 UTC

...I'm really alright. It's not like I'm working with dangerous materials or anything. You don't have to waste your time, it's fine.

And I'm a damn sight more capable than most.

naughtbutlife February 14 2011, 15:49:49 UTC

I am quite certain you and the others are very capable. Allow me only to help with the work for the time being.

deepdowndark February 14 2011, 15:53:06 UTC

I really can handle it by myself, I'm sure you've got... other jobs to do. I'm perfectly fine, got it covered, everything. Even making up for Randal's counter productive presence.

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bunchasavages February 14 2011, 16:26:03 UTC

You're not taking over the library.

deepdowndark February 14 2011, 16:27:35 UTC

Well, you're not.

bunchasavages February 14 2011, 16:36:04 UTC

I'm second in command. I take over in the event of death, demise, departure, or castration.

deepdowndark February 14 2011, 16:37:23 UTC

Oh, like the previous times, when you've done so much work.

If you can't keep track of your item, you can't keep track of a library, Randal.

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deepdowndark February 14 2011, 17:10:16 UTC

...Should I ask what that human holiday is?

Thank you.

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Although, truth be told, he'll get bored, won't turn up, and then it'll be all mine anyway.

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deepdowndark February 14 2011, 17:45:53 UTC

I see. I'm not sure I buy into any of these.

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Probably because I do all the leg work myself. They can get away with it.

I won't let him.

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[Private] timesbureaucrat February 14 2011, 21:20:11 UTC

I think we're in total agreement that Randal Graves cannot be permitted to run the library.

What's your proposal?

I haven't sensed any dimensional disturbances, or noticed people acting oddly--more oddly than usual at any rate. I think we might be safe from forced participation in this human holiday. For once.

Re: [Private] deepdowndark February 14 2011, 22:14:40 UTC

Good. Thank you.

My proposal is, Narvin, that you volunteer. You don't even have to turn up, if you don't want. Then I get de facto charge, and you have de jure.

Makes a nice change.

[Private] timesbureaucrat February 14 2011, 22:23:36 UTC

It's a reasonable proposal. I'll do it.

Re: [Private] deepdowndark February 14 2011, 22:28:12 UTC

I knew I liked you for a reason, Narvin.

Be careful of the Goddess. She seems to think I'm trying to step over her warden's body whilst it's still warm, if you forgive the analogy about one of your own people. [Not that she's exactly wrong, Ardent.]

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