me plus one
it's finally raining in los angeles. well, at least it rained this morning.
the other day was something like 80 degrees. definitely did not seem like
christmas time weather, unless you're in australia i guess. it's a far cry from
my last christmas when i was actually in snow. in paris. ooh la la. bring it back.
i'm reading milan kundera's book L' ( Read more... )
the other day was something like 80 degrees. definitely did not seem like
christmas time weather, unless you're in australia i guess. it's a far cry from
my last christmas when i was actually in snow. in paris. ooh la la. bring it back.
i'm reading milan kundera's book L' ( Read more... )
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UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.
CAL: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development.
UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.
UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??
UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.
UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.
UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis
UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."
UCSC: None. Living in the forest, they see at night by torches and moonlight. Damn hippies.
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