Old people ice cream. It's alright, but fareel, it's for old people and it should stick that way.
C

Less good than Oreo, but more good than no ice cream.
B

I hate malt balls, which is why I really enjoyed this flavor: There were none. It was just chocolate chocolate chip. Probably a bumout if you actually like those fucking shitty halloween hand-outs, but I was psyched.
A

It was alright, but the more I eat these fruit ice creams, the more I notice that they all pretty much taste the same. If you had told me it was Lemon, or Strawberry, I would've believed you. I enjoyed it, though.
C+

Whoever thought of putting raw, salmonella-inflicting cookie dough into ice cream deserves to get some sort of award for Excellence In Making Dangerous Snacks.
A

Less bad than Peppermint Stick, but that's like getting an F+ instead of an F.
Fuck Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream
F+

Very nice. Kinda boring, but you know. Be warned, depending on how your service person placed the ice cream on your cone, it may look like a pair of testicles, and your co-workers might make fun of you for licking it. Mine didn't, but only because they know what a sensitive soul I am.

It's like licking a baby's soft spot, except with chocolate chips.
A-

Really nice, actually. I enjoy coconut, but I kinda thought this was going to be weird. The flavor is subtle and very pleasing to have in a mouth. Lynn almost fell off of the picnic table on to her head. I grabbed her arm and saved the fragile skull protecting her under-developed brain from certain doom without losing a drop of my coconut ice

ZOMG Blueberry ice cream TTLY WTFPWNS you!
Big kickass blueberrys, so tasty!
I'll eat this shit again someday.
A