today i used a new loofah and as i grabbed the new one, the imperial death march was playing in my head. when i was shaving i was making light saber noises as if i was using a light saber to shave with. i chop all this up to max and justin talking about these star wars things while i was half a sleep.

i've decided to make a clock that every second would be of different volume, each second will be 1 decibel louder than the other, and at the end of the hour there will be a noise 3600 decibels loud. just so you know, a shotgun in 170 decibels. Also the loudest noise ever made was 210 which is able to create holes in solid objects.

universalsalad (9:27:25 PM): great argument galileo
Deeran2 (9:27:47 PM): thanks, gawain
universalsalad (9:28:21 PM): no problem, gilbert godfrey
Deeran2 (9:28:50 PM): right back at ya, king william
universalsalad (9:29:16 PM): hey chris--
Deeran2 (9:29:51 PM): what... gaylord
universalsalad signed off at 9:30:21 PM.

Deeran2 (9:09:52 PM): why do you hate wendy's ( Read more... )

i am ~chris mooper!!!

hi, im chris mooper and i suck

i was watching tv and a comercial came up and this lady said, "do you like spending hours at the gym?" to which i replied, "yes" and she told me that, "if you said yes, then the total gym is not for you."
i was seating on a total gym when i saw that commercial

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yesterday i did a globetrotter dunk which i've wanted to be able to do for years. http://www.shotevents.it/rassegna/05.jpg
i could find an actual picture, but this is close enough, but you put your feet on the back board and do a pull up

ShArKs909 (2:57:56 PM): hey
ShArKs909 (2:57:59 PM): anything giong on this weekend
ShArKs909 (3:06:43 PM): haha
Auto response from Deeran2 (3:06:43 PM): I kill without compunction and remember every kill

What happened in those 8 minutes that was so funny?