i'm no prude, but...

[deeraven]

whoa. whoa. whoa. wait a minute. you mean to tell me that you, the COCK that lives next door, are okay with making this impression on me, ME your scary, black, pre-menstrual neighbor?!? you mean to tell me you had to bang that woman all night...encouraging her to MOAN all the livelong night...from 2 am to 5 am, with a revival at 7 am? You didn't

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[lucky13horizons]

HAHAHAHA.

Sorry you couldn't sleep... but I love your entries.

[iminentdisaster]

This reminds me of something I wrote a while back. I had been perusing WPB Craigslist, and came across a series of personals from the same guy on Palm Beach. Not only did he have to flaunt the fact that he lived on the island, he wanted a good young catholic girl to be religious, make him steak, and pop babies out of her underdeveloped womb, while serving on his every whim.

The latin-americans have a bad rap for machismo. I think I´ve met more machisto americans in my life than spanish. By a long shot.