As much as I love Jack Handey, I think I can come up with equally cool/stupid stuff on my own. So now I'm gonna start each entry with a random thought, because I think about ALOT of randomly dumb stuff all the time. Or I'll just put a random quote from something. Whatever it is, trust me, you'll love it ( Read more... )

"If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection? I thought you said `inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it." --DTJH ( Read more... )

I would be doing a disservice to anyone reading this if I didn't start putting something great at the beginning of each entry in here ( Read more... )

Hey kids! What's up?! You know, it's kind of fun that I address anyone who reads this as a "kid," when I have no idea really who's reading it and who really cares about what I'm writing. But oh well. I enjoy having this here and having the chance to share ME with people... especially because without it, I know I wouldn't be ABLE to express myself ( Read more... )

... yes, I did just type "kwitchyerbellyachin ( Read more... )

Wooo... what a day, and week.

So, how's everybody doing? I'm not too bad, just a little tired, and looking forward to a good day tomorrow of eating, relaxing, watching movies, etc.  It should be pretty good times. My extended family won't be in town until Saturday, and my bro can't come home until Christmas, so tomorrow it will probably just be me ( Read more... )

***DISCLAIMER***
I take no responsibility for anyone being offended by the sites I have links to in here, so don't get mad at me if you don't like them. kthx.

Dear Maddox,
I'm sorry to say that I may not be reading your webpage anymore.
When I first started, it all cracked me up. I mean, who wouldn't laugh at the page about whales? Or stupid ( Read more... )

Soooooooo ( Read more... )

So, as I yet again put off my MC202 paper, something weird is going on: I am actually looking forward to Christmas this year ( Read more... )

So, I don't want to make my LJ a gigantic swamp of complaining, because I think it's stupid when people do that, but I kind of need some venting time here. I really don't consider myself much of a complainer, and I think that alot of times people need to just deal with stuff and get over it, but I need a bit of ranting time, so here we go ( Read more... )