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[defectdetect]

Sometimes I just don't know about kids. They're impossible to understand, you know? Now I see why some people choose the force or some other career than teaching. No wonder they call parenting a 'big responsibility

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[kittynatsuo]

This is why spawning in general is so over-rated~

Best make sure you can't spawn, mister, or else some woman's going to try and dump an offspring off on you.

Maybe you have some candy in your pocket, they're drawn to that stuff. Always following, waiting, wanting, sucking you dry... and not in a good sense, oh no no no~~

You talk a big game, but I don't think you'll do it. Paying back that woman. You're too repressed, the repressed ones always have a soft spot for the bossy ladies~

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[defectdetect]

Soft spot? Unlikely.

And I have no plans on 'spawning', so there's no worry there.

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[kittynatsuo]

Ah, and here I thought you preferred the ladies~

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[defectdetect]

Just because I prefer them doesn't mean I want to get stuck with child support payments or a litter of runts.

Hacked//anon c:

[touchyourhannnd]

R e m e m b e r y o u r p l a c e .

There's an end for every person, and one tailor-made for you.

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[defectdetect]

Bullshit bullshitbullshit bullshit

You can't do anything.

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[thanatos_00]

It is okay. I will take my leave-- I was only trying to find a way to give back.

In the end, I shall. I will no longer impose.

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[defectdetect]

Don't you know it's an invasion of privacy to go around hacking people's accounts?

You're sticking around until the weather warms up. If you freeze out there, it's going to be on my head.

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[thanatos_00]

I was just concerned-- you have not been well, as of late.

That is not your decision to make.

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[defectdetect]

Yeah, I noticed. Thanks, though.

Still, I'd rather you not freeze in some snowbank or another, you know?

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[wildcard_daze]

I was going to buy him a coat this week. A striped one. Something warmer then a sweater.

Also, we need to talk.

....And 7/8.

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[defectdetect]

You little fucks, hacking everything left right and center. He needs better shoes, too, maybe boots.

About what?

What the hell are you talking about 7/8?

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[wildcard_daze]

Then we can go shopping together. You left your laptop on, so I saw it.

A lot of things.

...Tags.

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[defectdetect]

Did I say you could look through my stuff? Huh? There should still be some sales down at the mall, we'll bring him along.

Then get on with it.

AND STOP COUNTING