It was a dark and stormy night.. a shot rang out, the maid screamed...

[defenbaugh]

She walked into my office on legs as long as one of those long-legged birds that you see in Florida - the pink ones, not the white ones - except that she was standing on both of them, not just one of them, like those birds, the pink ones, and she wasn't wearing pink, but I knew right away that she was trouble, which those birds usually aren't.

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[dustmeat]

oh I love those contests!

[staticstealer]

Wow.. Some of these are just hilarious. I nearly spilled my coffee reading these :)