[Voice]

You lied.

[Dexter's checklist//Off-network]

candles
duct tape √
gauze √
glass slides
heavy duty garbage bags √
photograph of Kerri Rourke (none available)  Kerri's teddy bear √
pipette √
plastic tarp √
plastic wrap -- need way more
power tools √
protective clothing √
scalpel

[Public//Voice]

[Dexter sounds more excited than usual.]

You know what I wish I had?  A boat.  I ( Read more... )

Honestly, I don't really like clowns.

No palm trees.  Weird PDA.  Guess I'm back in everyone's favorite kidnapping pocket dimension.  At least I remember it this time, though everything's a little fuzzy right now.

[Private to Brian//Unhackable]

Brian.  I tried to let you go.  Please be alive.

I'm not sure you'll understand what I'm going through, but I need

There's so much stuff, I don't ( Read more... )

[Posted at 6am//Voice//Private//Unhackable]

[Dexter is out of breath.  He's up early and restless, jogging through the empty city streets.]

Sister and brother.  My little family, a strange unstable unit, have real and half lies, really all I have now.  I'm glad they're here--though I suppose if Deb went home that wouldn't be too bad since I know she' ( Read more... )

[Private//Unhackable to Citizens//Viewable to 4th Wallers if you really want]

Dear Diary,

Deeply disturbed Dexter is having a distracting day. On top of what has been one heck of an interesting month. March saw dearest Debra a cold-blooded killer, brother Brian believing himself part of the Moser family, and myself reliving the 7th grade. A time ( Read more... )

I accidentally took a shower in green beer this morning and I can't exactly wash it off.

I don't think I'll be coming into work today, unless it's urgent.

[Private//Unhackable]That murder mystery curse was a perfectly good opportunity. I can't believe I didn't take the opportunity. My sister has killed someone more recently than I have...if ( Read more... )

I'm sorry to inform you that the man known as "Dr. Horrible" has been murdered. Any citizens with knowledge of the crime are asked to please come forward.

[Police Filter]I discovered the victim in the morgue while pursuing another investigation. There is no record of the body having been moved there, so the killer either broke into the morgue or ( Read more... )

Been busy lately, partly due to work and mostly due to all the curses. Rudy was certainly hit hard, but for those of you who saw my sister's post, he's okay now. Or at least as okay as he was yesterday. That was a rough experience for all of us, but I guess everyone here has to put up with some terrible things. How can they do this to us? ( Read more... )

[Video Post]

[Dexter's obviously in the forest.]

Yesterday was very strange.  I hope everything is back to normal, or at least close.  I'm fairly sure Japanese pirates actually did steal my French press, but I'm more baffled than upset today.  And today I have her.

[He moves the device to show the following.  The hawk seems completely untroubled by ( Read more... )