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9 Rockets Fired :: Horton's Temp Mess Hall [Video, English]

Feb 08, 2010 14:43

[Backdated to this morning because I was too lazy to get out of bed.]

[Video clicks on to see the Sarge's trashcan fire, with something like an old grill rack placed over it. Several cut open food cans are warming there.]

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE! I don't know who got it into their COLD ADDLED LACK OF BRAIN to go around playing FAIRY GRANDMA, but I woke ( Read more... )

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[video] tawifik_athleet February 8 2010, 20:05:50 UTC

[The communicator lies on the ground, looking up. Homestar sits with his knees to his chest(?) in front of the fire in his layers of hospital gowns. He stares blankly ahead. A pea floats up every 15 seconds and is tossed up and into his mouth.]

[All the disturbing news might be too much for the terrific athlete.]

Comment log'n you defendnhills February 8 2010, 21:54:02 UTC

Soldier was never a fan of the cold. He's not going to complain about it, but the weather is doing nothing to improve his mood. Out of the corner of his eye he watches Homestar. While it's still a bit strange (not to mention disturbing) how those peas are just floating like that, the fact that the white blob hasn't said anything for the last hour is worse. Soldier knows whatever this guy is, he wasn't trained to brave harsh situations like this. And as odd as the guy is, he's been useful, and in Soldier's mind that warrants something.

"Private. Any idea where the cans came from?"

Re: Comment log'n you tawifik_athleet February 8 2010, 23:19:50 UTC

[Silent for a few seconds, and finally a blink of realization, Homestar looks over at Soldier in mid-pea-throw. It bounces off the rim of his hat and rolls on the ground.]

Gwah? F-food? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidontknow.

[Silence]

Probuhbly gremlins. Gremlins who left their bags on top of their car and drove off talking on dere cellumar phones. I heard my mom did something like that. To me.

[Pea feeding commences]

Re: Comment log'n you defendnhills February 9 2010, 00:08:15 UTC

"Gremlins, huh? Hermmm."

Soldier ponders this. There have been those little things that go "Dooood" all the time. Homestar's second story, if true, also explains a lot. But enough of this wishywashyness. He needed his recruits up and about!

Soldier reaches over and gives the spinner on the Runner's hat a flick. The blob needed some motivation!

"Stay sharp, Private! I need your eyes peeled if those gremlins show up again!"

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a_lone_flame February 8 2010, 21:01:37 UTC

I'm fairly sure the yelling's not needed.

[ But he's coming down to get food, stuffing the bandaged hand in his pocket. ]

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 21:31:14 UTC

How ELSE am I going to get your attention?

[Voice] a_lone_flame February 8 2010, 21:34:42 UTC

Using a calm and stern tone?

[ He's the logical one here, people. ]

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 21:40:54 UTC

[Pfffft, your crazy blue haired logic!]

Do you see me running around like a weasel on fire? I AM CALM.

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invisibill February 8 2010, 22:12:07 UTC

[Some time later Danny drags himself down the stairs and heads for the food. The teen was ruffled and exhausted. He'd never realized just how much easier rescuing people had been when he could still fly. Still, he'd done some good. He hoped.]

Come and get it. defendnhills February 8 2010, 22:22:44 UTC

Soldier gives the boy a once over when he shows up. Wasn't this the one cracking all the horrible puns a while back? Damn scientists, bringing kids into these conditions. Soldier uses a rag to pick up a heated can from the fire. Chili. Have fun eating it with no silverware.

"Eat up. Maybe you'll get some meat on those bones of yours."

[action] invisibill February 8 2010, 23:27:09 UTC

Hey, thanks. After today I could really use some hot food.

[Danny takes the can and slumps down by the fire. He blinks slowly, puzzled on how to eat this.]

[action] defendnhills February 8 2010, 23:41:50 UTC

Soldier gives him a small nod. Quietly, he preps some more cans before noticing the kid hasn't dug in yet. He raises an (unseen) eyebrow in confusion.

"Can won't bite you, kid."

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musicboxsoldier February 8 2010, 23:54:25 UTC

[Hearing the news of food being offered, a certain commander walks down to the lobby of Horton]

...Someone is being generous around here...

Apparently Solly's a lunch lady now... defendnhills February 9 2010, 00:09:49 UTC

Soldier looks up as you come in. He motions to a can on the fire.

"Heard we weren't the only ones who got a supply drop. Wouldn't be surprised if those scientists are trying to mess with our heads.

It seems so XD musicboxsoldier February 9 2010, 00:14:27 UTC

[Sits by the fire and sighs lightly]

The scientists have been treating us like lab rats since the beginning...I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this. All of their actions have been irrational and based purely on their notions of "fun."

Solly hairnet get! defendnhills February 9 2010, 00:25:07 UTC

Soldier frowns, testing the top of one of the cans. Warm, but not burning. The cold room was taking care of that. Better than nothing. He takes the can and holds it out towards Kresnik.

"Let me tell you, I do NOT care one bit for their "games". I am no animal to be tested! Once I find out where they're base is located, there will be hell to pay!"

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worldsfastest February 9 2010, 18:51:41 UTC

[Skwisgaar takes NO charity from NObody, but he's freezing. He plunks his skinny ass by the fire, and pretends to be doing much better than he really is. Then again, he's a guitarist, not an actor, so he doesn't do a very good job.]

Soldier almost killed Pickles over in dear_mun once... defendnhills February 10 2010, 03:26:04 UTC

Soldier eyes this one carefully because the blond is ticking off his "This one's a weirdo" sense hardcore. Plus he can smell a man trying to act tougher than he is a mile away. However, Skwisgaar doesn't look like he's eaten... ever. And that's just pitiful. So after a while Soldier speaks up, jerking a thumb towards the pile of cans.

You want something?

fff that's amazing worldsfastest February 10 2010, 04:08:16 UTC

[Thank Odin, or some other deity Skwisgaar doesn't believe in! He was offered help, which means it is totally acceptable to take it. However, he's still got his pride. There's no way he can make the sudden shift from king to beggar. He still tries to treat the whole matter like no big deal.]

I's guess. What does you haves?

It was. defendnhills February 10 2010, 04:37:42 UTC

Soldier frowns, annoyed at the casualness AND accent. Why can't people speak American PROPERLY? It's hard to find someone he can talk to between this and the jibber-jabber those Japs are spew. His tone is a bit sarcastic with you.

"You want the chef's special?"

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