11 Rockets Fired :: HUTTAH, NECK SNAP!

[defendnhills]

[The video starts with a way too close view of Homestar's eyeball. After twisting the communicator around like he's searching for buried treasure in it, he makes an angry face and pulls it away to knock it a few times on the floor. You can see he is sitting outside someone's apartment door.]

"Alright, game booooi, you better start a work'n! Im-a

Comments

[tawifik_athleet]

OH! A door -ack- with arms...! -ackk- [croaking] ...what will dey think of next...[wheeze]

[defendnhills]

YOU LITTLE THIEF I WILL CHOKE YOU SO HARD YOUR EYEBALLS WITH SCREAM FOR MERCY!

[tawifik_athleet]

MOR FERCY! MOR FERCY!! -ACK-

[defendnhills]

WHERE IS MY COMMUNICATOR YOU ALBINO MAGGOT?!

[witchoftheweek]

...Please don't do that.

[defendnhills]

[BRB Too busy strangling a Homestardummy]

[witchoftheweek]

Ahem.

[defendnhills]

What do YOU want?!

[voice]

[jarate_master]

*Oh, Sniper's just laughing.*

Y'need 'elp, sarge?

Re: [voice]

[defendnhills]

I have this situation PERFECTLY UNDER CONTROL! The little bugger is going to tell me EVERYTHING HE KNOWS!

[voice]

[jarate_master]

*He's trying to stop laughing, honestly.*

Is he, mate?

[voice]

[defendnhills]

ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY TACTICS?! [Choke, choke, choke]

[Voice - English]

[loveinviolence]

Oooi. Shut the fuck up, will you? You're always so noisy...

[Voice - AMERICAN!]

[defendnhills]

DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS! Being LOUD is the only way these sonsofbitches get a SINGLE word through their THICK skulls!

[Voice - AMERILAWL!]

[loveinviolence]

Being loud is a good way to make angry people snap. You keep annoying me, you know?

[Voice - AMERILAWL! Now with EMOTION!]

[defendnhills]

I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Go snap somewhere else YA PANSY, I have important matters to attend to!

[meet_the_scout]

'ey 'ey 'ey WOAH! If you strangle the freak t'death how's he supposed to tell you crap?!

[Of course you can't be the voice of reason when you're laughing, can you? And... Scout is laughing. Hard. Sorry, Homestar.]

[defendnhills]

[Soldier keeps his arms through the door but throws a death glare at Scout over his Soldier. Oh, you think your not in trouble, too? Because you are. OH, you are.]

SHUT UP.

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[meet_the_scout]

[waitWut?]

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[meet_the_scout]

YOU shuddup! I'm gettin' bored around here, watchin' you tear the freakin' feathers outta everything to make barricades! An' I'm tired'a staplin' crap to the walls an' boardin' up windows! Besides, he wouldn't freakin' shuddup if I didn't give it to--

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