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[defenestr8r]

Earlier today I reflected that my two favorite guilty pleasure fast food items are within walking distance of my current sublet

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[vulgarlad]

It wasn't so much a shriek as it was a high-pitched dolphin mating call. 3 times over.

if only the Ben Folds version of 'Bitches Ain't Shit' had come on earlier in the evening, it would've been so much more fitting.

~the lad

[defenestr8r]

ah yes, you're right. it was reminiscent of Splash. except that the girl was not even remotely hot.

[drfardook]

I'm not sure I understand that pick up technique. Hi, I have nothing interesting to say about myself but I'd like you to have sex with me anyway because I am proximate in some way to someone who might be interesting to you.

[defenestr8r]

he also found it SHOCKING that i was waiting for my married male friend to come meet me at 11pm.

these people are not of our world. i have encountered them before. i don't think they have friends of the opposite sex and they aren't comfortable with women being out alone.

i think i will just tell the next douchebag i am a prostitute when he asks what i am doing sitting at the bar all by myself.

[drfardook]

People like that make getting your face tattooed seem like a sensible approach towards being able to have a quiet drink.

I'd ixnay on the prostitute thing. Anyone who hits on a girl with tattoos while sporting a drink coaster on his head probably thinks about you that way already.

[defenestr8r]

Yeah, probably. But when I actually used to make gay porn for a living, telling people what I did was the fastest way to shut them up.

Or at least to filter out the closed minded conservatives ;)

[dignam]

That user-pic just made my morning.

[defenestr8r]

excellent.

i was trying to find the awesome t-shirt that chuck wears in one episode of pushing daisies, but this was the closest i could find :)

[dcart]

Do you know of any good arepas joints in my neck of the woods?

[defenestr8r]

sadly, no. the only ones i have tried on the west coast were in LA and they weren't very good. certainly not transcendent like the ones here.

you should come to NY!

[dcart]

I would love to. It's been almost exactly a year since I was last there. I have a feeling that heading to New York is not in my immediate future, though.

[defenestr8r]

Well, next time: Caracas Arepas Bar on East 7th Street. Not to be missed :)

[rivetpepsquad]

O.MY.GOD.

I hate everyone.

[defenestr8r]

...except you and ponies :)

[rivetpepsquad]

and WHISPERING!!!!

[defenestr8r]

no shit, right?

i said to Whiskeypants that I always get asked if I am in "the industry" and last night it dawned on me why. those girls have clearly never worked in a bar or restaurant in their lives.

in fact, i reckon they've never worked.