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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave strychnine_ a kidney (1000 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, barenaked11901 (-5000 points). Last Saturday I turned andromeda512 in for farting in church (3 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February spinfast and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4123 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
defenestrate_
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave strychnine_ a kidney (1000 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, barenaked11901 (-5000 points). Last Saturday I turned andromeda512 in for farting in church (3 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February spinfast and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4123 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
defenestrate_