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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I fed telescopica to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I stopped justaloverful from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I recruited agirlsnightmare as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).
In short, I have been very good (440 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
defenestrate_
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I like this better. And apparently both of my personalities are intent on defiling Lovecraft's grave. At least there's some consistency.