Two non-mushy valentine's day ideas:
Candy&Pills frame, and Personalized Urns!

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I know lots of people had a really miserable time of it, but I had an AWESOME blackout ( Read more... )

Hm...isn't that interesting. Nine months later, and suddenly all those songs apply again.
*Sigh* So much for personal growth.

I found some of my old Neurotica articles with the wayback machine. They're not all there, but some of them are. I also found a couple mentions of my writing in other places on pages I've never heard of. AND i was referred to in a cleis press book!

*beam*

On safewords

On vibrators

Q&A

On sex scandals

On fisting

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

If you stand on a hill with your mouth open, chances are very slim that a pork chop will come fly into your mouth.
- ancient Korean proverb

i keep hearing a commercial mentioning "spreader bars" when i'm not paying attention. and i get all excited. but it's not nearly as exciting as i initially thought. "mastercraft spreader bar clamps at canadian tire. a great gift for christmas." then again, clamps have their own possibilities.

FOR NOW.
But there are more coming, trust me.

But for now, I'd like to ask:

WHY IS EVERYONE BLASPHEMING MONKEYS?
is it because the can't talk back?
is it?

donna: because you slept with another woman, you dilhole!
kelso: yeah, like, a MONTH ago! GOD!

one.
two, three, four, five, six.
seven.

and me.