This is your principal Gloria O'Connor speaking...

[defensefirst]

below is a list of the ten new rules enacted by the FPM administration starting as of 3/17/04....please all rules carefully as you will be suspended for any violations

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[cccontroversial]

wow ryan that was absolutely hysterical.
im thinkin everyone needs to read that.

my lockerbuddy is the bestest!<3

[sinceerlyme]

hahahaha best part......this music turns students into cold blooded killers, manic depressives, and wannabe gangsters, none of which are accepted at FPM.

Don't worry Ryan, I am putting together a small militia of private school students and hobos to take control of FPM and silence
Agent O'Connor once and for all.

yeah

[anonymous]

i like those rules, gotta keep these kids in line. i hope they install more rules. how bout one that outlaws these fucking niggers wearing shirts that would be to big for sackman. that would make me happy.

-kell

Re: yeah

[defensefirst]

hahahaha

"any student wearing a shirt that extends past their mid thighs must give up their familys welfare checks for the month"

[likenoneother]

awesome is the only way to discribe that one