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[defiant1701]

Life lesson #32: Don't read your friends (diary, livejournal, myspace, whatever) while eating lunch. This way, you won't have a convenient device (fork, knife, broccoli spear) to stab yourself in the fucking eye with.

Comments

[bad_gustav]

Yeah, but now you can have a cool nickname, like "Ol' One-Eye"

[dragonfly545]

OMG! I am crying over here.

[bad_gustav]

Ah, but out of how many eyes?

[kaige_of_ct]

Ditto.