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[defiant_rage]

[Hey network, have an angry growl! Guess which antisocial alien got squirted~]

Infernal device, I do not need more water! If I wanted to get wet, I would have headed down to the shore!

... For those of you who wish to find some way to relieve their aggression, the large "lobsters" are quite entertaining to dismember.

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[shipshapeshipco]

The moistener of the misanthropic strikes again! Our arm-bound communicatrix-liaisons are quite aware of any attempts at shirking the responsibilities of the socialite. I'd not tempt the spite of the recluse-rinser again. Who knows what it might wet next? No one would be safe!

It is in your best interest to submit constant briefs chronicling your day-by-doily activities. Every plate you clean, every stain you blot... none would be too mundane to be reported. Then and only then can you be entirely certain that the wrist-worn water-wiffler will not strike you again!

I wish you luck, intrepid traveler. I look forward to reading up on your latest itch.

[defiant_rage]

I do not wish to chronicle my daily activities-- that is none of anyone's business but my own!

[shipshapeshipco]

Don't be pugnacious. Enjoy your new celebrity! Tell me, are you sitting or stand at the present moment? Do you prefer a cushioned back to your chaise-lounges? And what of perfumed oils- are the French truly the best? I am all a-twitter to hear your mind!

[defiant_rage]

... What are you raving on about. Humans have pestered me before, but never like this!