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[defianthearts]

FUNNIEST THINGS OF MY LIFE: CLICK.

1) EJACULATING COCK IS OUT OF STOCK.

2) THAT RHYMING.

3) Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

4) THE PHRASE "CUM RECIPE".

5) COMES WITH 9 X 7 INCH PERSONAL PHOTO OF PETER

Comments

[herowndisaster]

OUT OF STOCK?!!? jeese, my day can't get much worse.

[defianthearts]

HAHAHA
im not sure if the link worked
but seriously, if you saw that picture:
how great is that thing?
insane.
WHO makes stuff like that.