Pointless survey
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Not that I'm aware of.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
A fighter. A really lonely fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Humiliation.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I liked lego, but we couldn't afford much when I was a kid.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Dont give a shit. I dont own a TV.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Hideous.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Whether I want it to be or not, it would seem.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Porridge and dirt.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No. I'd assume they'd made the rope too long.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Yeah, all those secret ones.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I really want to go to Vienna lately.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Probably not.
15. Have you eaten sushi?
Many many times.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Of course.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
I long for a nuclear winter and underground bunkers.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A
TOOTSIE POP??
I have no idea what a tootsie pop is. My guess...279.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
More than 10 times. I love airtravel.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I dont have a problem with humane killing of animals when it's necessary. But Killing for human enjoyment is sick and degrading. So I'm dead against hunting.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I want to wear a dress like a meringue but I'm still not convinced that I like boys.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Actually, yes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Most: Nuts, raw fruit and veg, wine, animals, plants, e-numbers.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
I dont remember.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Unfortunately, no.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. Well, not unless something else happens to upset me while I'm at a wedding.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Caviar.
31. ARE BLONDS DUMB?
A lot of them are. Probably not a bigger % of dumb people than the rest of the population, though.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Depends where you put it.
33.WHAT TIME IS IT?
2011hrs
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Sir.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes. I wouldnt eat there myself, but I've got nothing against fast food in theory, though.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Last month.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I never feel really clean after a bath. So showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Anecdote: When I was 8 years old, I told my best friend Santa wasnt real, she cried for ages then broke my arm.
39. DO YOU LIKE HUGS OR KISSES?
Neither, to be honest.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Desperately.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Hunger, the internet, shopping.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
No, but I can crack lots of other places.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes. And a rescue helicopter.
45. IS DRUG-FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Depends what you're doing.
46. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Hazel.
47. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Day before yesterday.
48. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yeah. I've got ambitions, so I hope it's going to get better. It used to be a lot worse.
49. WHO'S BETTER? Satan or Jesus?
Define better. Oh, ahahahah.
50. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No.
51. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No.
52. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY
No. Never stolen anything, apart from toilet roll. >_>
53. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I like to assume I can, I've never tried and dont intend to.
54. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
No.
55. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
No but sometimes I whistle through my teeth when I talk.
56. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Yes. But not rabbit in a hat magician magic.
57. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Maybe some man, somewhere.
58. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
It's better than staying in an unsavable marrige.
59. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No. :thrashes around on the floor: It's my only regret.
60. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
No. Never.
61. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Fucking freezing.
62. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Lo-cal hot chocolate, orange flavour.
63. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Almost always.
64. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I wouldnt know.
65. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No.
66. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I hate this question. Right now, I'm going to say DJ format. Or Money Mark. Or the Libertines...
67. HAVE YOU ALREADY PICKED OUT NAMES FOR ANY FUTURE KIDS?
I've got a list. Dearlove/Puma/Merry for a girl. Nero/Roman/Ace for a boy. Bullying builds character.
68. WHAT IS THE LONGEST YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME JOB?
6 months.
69. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM OR HIKE?
Tough call. If the scenery was nice, hiking.
70. DO YOU KNOW CPR?
Is it a dance move?
71. WAS THIS SURVEY WORTH YOUR TIME?
Nothing is worth my time.
(taken from :aireal.)