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definecrazy

All I want for Christmas is a Hysterectomy!

Dec 11, 2006 22:31

We have to listen to Christmas music at work and I'm so sick of it, so I make up my own lyrics. For example, instead of "all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth," I decided to sing "All I want for Christmas is a hysterectomy ( Read more... )

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wait_for_rain December 12 2006, 05:48:15 UTC

Listen, I don't think it'd be bad if you dated him. I think I know who you're talking about, and I was thinking, maybe at least even if this didn't really pan out, he'd give you a better taste of the male population? I don't know. I'm having problems of my own with that right now, so I'm probably the last person you'd want advice from.

Also..."They're coming to take me away...ha HA! They're coming to take me away ho-HO hee-HEE ha-HA! To the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, and they're coming to take me away, ha HAA!"

*sigh*

definecrazy December 12 2006, 18:51:28 UTC

Our song! haha. I love that song more than anything. :o)

Thanks for the advice. I guess it's just easier to not make any sort of committed relationship, but he's told me that he's not the "no strings attached" kind of guy, which is weird cause I always thought it was girls who pushed for an exclusive relationship or whatever. I clearly don't know what I'm talking about, but I'll be sure to keep you updated..

And uhh...you're having problems of your own with this subject? E-mail me!!!

fatkidisfull December 12 2006, 13:10:30 UTC

i pretty much hate boys at the moment, but i say if you want to date him and he wants to date you, go for it. just tell him, 'hey guy, look, i dont want to get hurt and i might emotionally flip out on you, but dont take it too personal.' get that out of the way and maybe you will feel better about it? i dont know, but heres an opportunity you might not want to pass up because the 'what ifs' will kill you later.

and i remember that song chelsea put in her comment. you made me a crazy mix tape with that song on it. hahaha. dork.

definecrazy December 12 2006, 18:52:49 UTC

I don't think you're supposed to tell a guy that there is a good chance you're going to emotionally flip out, are you? haha. That just makes me sound like I'm going to turn into a psycho.

I KNOW. That mix tape with all that crazy stuff was like 8th grade...good times! :o)