It's 5 AM.

[definecrazy]

My alarm doesn't normally go off until 8 or 9 AM on a Friday. It's 5 AM. I've been up since about 3:30 AM with horrid cramps. I hate being a girl. If I thought I could perform a hysterectomy on myself without dying, I WOULD.

This is what I have to say about being a girl and having cramps/nausea/pain:

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[cassiopeia_sky]

This is really strange, and I'm sure it's a coincidence, but I started my period two minutes into reading this blog. No joke. So weird.

Anyway. Yes, I know what you mean, over the counter drugs don't do ANYTHING. And Extra Strength Tylenol is the only thing that even remotely relieves pain. But it still barely works when my cramps are super bad.
I don't understand. Are men making these pills? You would think that if it were women, they would know that we need tranquilizers. haha.

[definecrazy]

WEIRD. I must have such an evil uterus that it spreads it's evilness to anyone who reads about it. haha.

AND YES. I do believe that men make these pills. You're totally right. If women made anti-cramp/anti-I feel like I'm going to die pills, they would be tranquilizers!

And right along with that...why are 80 percent (I think) or more of gynocologists men? I have always wondered this and thought it to be rather disturbing...yes?

[cassiopeia_sky]

yes, it is disturbing, but again, why would a woman want to stare at vaginas all day? Count me out.

So, I am in town until the 17th-ish I think, we should hang out. I'll drink Irish Wakes with you. They are just liquor right? No beer for me, thanks.

[definecrazy]

I put your number in my phone! I don't know if I'll have any time to hang out because I have family in town and I will probably have family in town for the next few months. Long story, but yeah. I'll call you if any time frees up when I'm not working/entertaining family! :o)

And yeah. I guess I wouldn't want to stare at vaginas all day, but I don't think a guy should want to either! I mean, I'd rather stare at vaginas all day than a bunch of penises. haha.