Fuck it.

[deflowering]

Yesterday morning I woke up to find this:

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[bunnyteeth]

that is the cutest christmas story i think i've ever heard.

[atlantic_ocean]

aw what a great gesture.

[guinelizabeth]

haha, that is wonderful (:

[emilybeck]

Morgan, I'm serious about getting a kitten. I vote we go to the shelter the weekend before classes begin and pick one out. It's first name will be Monster, and it's middle name will be whatever drunken shit that came out of my mouth last night. It was probably something absolutely retarded.

Let's do this!

[mexicandolls]

That is officially the most COOLEST thing ever. (What your neighbor did for you.)