The world looks different when you look at it sideways.
I should have a pinched nerve in my neck more often.

PS:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!!!!!

I was recently informed by my mother that the man who invented LSD was Swiss ( Read more... )

And to think I thought school would be easier this week!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Oh Elly Kluge..
??!!!!

I hate "serious talks" with parents.
Especially when they have a point however much I try to deny it.

I talked to a six year old today, and he turns to me and says:

You know, everyone goes to heaven.
And the universe goes on forever.

*deep exhale*
Its Over.

As we drove home there was a snow/ice storm and this forested area was entirely coated in sparkly white ice.. it was beautiful. And I ate some rocky road ice cream and it made me feel better.

Today I learned that there are painting elephants.
Yes.
Elephants that can paint.

This world is amazing.

I'd pay to be able to postpone tomorrow.
Oh man.

Today, someone opened pandora's box and all the chaos in the universe came out and overwhelmed me.
So I decided to bake a cake, and I was half done when I realized i had no vegetable oil, so instead I used sunflower oil.
And I ate too much of the batter while i was making it and now I feel sick.

Today was intense.

Second quarter is kicking my ass.
Its making me cry.

I have a new goal in life.
Im going to try to master the way the actresses talked in old films.
You know, the way they spoke american english, but it just sounded so much classier and had this quality to it..
Yeah, I'm gonna try to see if i can talk like that.