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[dehydrated]

Did you know that "ocarina" is the Italian word for "little goose"?

Today's obscure fact brought to you by the G. WIZ Gift Shop, home of such delights as the Lurchin' Urchin Yo-Yo Ball and Super Boinks - the pocket rocket that doubles as a chinese finger trap. And these kids aren't even old enough to date yet. Tsk.

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[mishakitty78]

I recommend sticking Super Boinks on fingers and serving customers with them - hours of lafs and amusements!

Well, maybe not, but there's always:
1. Hermit crab races
2. Trying to dismantle and or rewire the ever annoying screaming alien thing
3. Learning to juggle with the "kick ball" things
4. Having tea parties/imaginary discussions on Kant with the mini creatures

[dehydrated]

i wish i were coordinated enough to work the register using the robot arm. did you see the light-up frog rings? i actually think they're pretty cool - in that oh-man-it's-stretchy-and-green-and-when-you-whap-its-head-it-flashes-like-a-police-car kinda way.

also: what happens if these here chrysalises in the pudding cup hatch over night? 'cause they look ready to pop, and i'm a might concerned about their wingspan. did you know they (the chrysalises) shake to ward off predators? the last remaining caterpillar is having a hard time finding room to attach to the lid. :(

[simplystranded]

You always make me laugh, even when I have no idea what your talking about.

How have you been?

[dehydrated]

you know, you always manage to pop up at the most appropriate times. :) i'm doing wonderfully, but it'd be great to talk to you, old friend. any chance of a phone call in the near future?

[simplystranded]

A phone call is in order. I would like that very much. E-mail me with your number.