midterms this week

[dehydrated]

so i hate al green. does this make me some sort of heartless robot

Comments

[mel21clc]

As a robot, I'd want:
- a snazzy paint job to attract the lay-day robots
- some Energizer batteries to live up to my reputation with them
- rocket shoes so I could blast off
- an owl-like rotating head

[dehydrated]

Sam Brown seems to think you're going to need more than batteries to make a relationship work:
http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/ilovedyouatthewrongtimes.html
on the other hand, if you're interested in fish at all, there seems to be a lot of potential in that market:
http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/ilovewhen.html

hehe,the fish market...it works on so many levels :)

i, too, am in favor of the spinny head; glowing red or green eyes have potential, too. although maybe i'm getting robot coolness confused with "The Exorcist"....hmm. maybe i'll just conjugate my german verbs and go to bed now. :)

If I were a robot

[simplystranded]

If I were a robot, I would want ________ for Christmas:

1. A built in garbage disposal for litter control.
2. A built in furnace to melt the small, green, army men toys.
3. A light bar/siren like cops for when I am driving behind idiots.
4. An extended hardrive and covert ip address for downloading and sharing media files...

....robots are cool.

Re: If I were a robot

[dehydrated]

even heartless ones? and ones that prefer the sounds of the 80s to Al Green? cause let me tell ya, i go in for some "like a prayer" and "we didn't start the fire". :)

in other news, melting things is cool, too. :) have you ever melted the filter of a cigarrette? yuck....

Re: If I were a robot

[simplystranded]

nope, never melted a cig butt. sounds cool though, maybe I will strap a blackcat(TM) to one. Hey,sounds from the 80's are cool...hey, all sounds are cool. Melting things ARE cool...