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[deidara_arm]

It's so hot, un.
It feels like the fucking temperature just shot up and...
I can't sleep. I can't eat.
I can't sit still...

This is absolute torture, un.

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[youthfulgain]

Well then, may I recommend, your most beautiful woman blossoming in YOUTH, to go buy a new air conditioner at Konoha MART!!!

GYAH! Konoha has a history of unpleasant heat waves, which may Shinobi in our village combat with either Water or Ice Jutsu!!! However, What I would recommend is buying a pair of brand-new fans, and install them wherever you please!

I will be utmost honored if you allow me to help you with such task!

[deidara_arm]

I'm not sure this is at all related to a heat wave, un. There's something hot, but it's not the weather.
I've already considered fans as an option, however, they've done little to ease this...

[tanuki_insomnia]

*smirks*

It's not so bad.

[deidara_arm]

Shove it.

Oh you have no idea.

[tanuki_insomnia]

Shove what?

I don't think you know who you're talking to.

[deidara_arm]

Don't talk.

I'm quite aware of who I am talking to, un. I don't think you know who you're talking to.

[hyuugaprodigy]

The temperature is the same as always, Deidara. Are you feeling alright?
Perhaps you are experiencing premature menopause? *smirk*

...is there anything I can do to help?

[deidara_arm]

I'm not sure.
...I could very easily destroy your home and everything you hold dear, un. Besides, if I'm premature, then you were a damn 'early bloomer'.

*smirk* It's possible~

[hyuugaprodigy]

Perhaps you are feeling the reminents of your previous illness?
Hot flashes and mood swings. Menopause it is.

Just tell me what you need... Dei-chan.

[deidara_arm]

For some reason I doubt it. I recovered fairly quickly and it didn't feel anything like this, un.
You're begging for it. If I recall correctly, your teammate pointed out somethinb about missing body parts...

*swallows hard, eyes widening* Dei-chan? I... I'm not sure what I need, un.

[destruction_bug]

((I'm scared of you talk with Skash...))

I'm sorry, Deidara, I've no clue as to what's going on. Maybe Neiji is right, and it /is/ premature menopause, though I'm not too sure if men can experience that...

((Sorry for dissapearing on you like that! My great grandmother died, and I grieved for a week, locked myself in my room, didn't go to school, the whole ordeal. So, yeah... I got really behind in school.))