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[deity_inc]

I swear there is some weird bent to the universe that has allowed me to continue living life the way I lead it. Well, not so much lead....more of floating aimlessly with the occasional poke here and there. I have spent a good part of my life doing things that should have cost me limbs or a darned sight more blood and scar tissue than they did. (See

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[l_stboy]

Classic. Absolutely classic.

I'd love to know what train of thought prompted "hmm, maybe he can show them how to change a tire as well"

[ladyinthetower]

Yeah, my train of thought would have been, "hmm, maybe he can show me how to hotwire the ignition, too..."

(Of course, I know how to change a tire. I stand by the road and look helpless until a guy in a pickup pulls over and does it for me :)

[l_stboy]

I _knew_ you were trouble ;)

[tyratae]

especially nice w/the juxtaposition w/your soundtrack.

it's because you're charming, you know. well, & mor'n'a little foolhardy.

being polite....

[deity_inc]

I guess it shows just how useless I really am when I don't check lj or my email for 3 or 4 days. Of course you can read my lj. Seems awfully polite to ask, but I guess you are rich in areas that lie in tatters for me.
Heap of trouble? It has never really, actually, positively ever been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that any of my activities could not plausibly be denied having rarely been captured on film and maybe one or two people were there, but that is culpability or being painted with the same brush, or tickled with same feather if you will.
If you prefer please google search: heap of trouble 9 naked men
Watch the video that comes up. I promise you I have nothing to do with it. Other than getting drunk one night and finding it. Hee Hee.

[1dioscuri]

ha!

mmmm... love your stories.

wish i had been able to hear more of them at otp, but was busy being distracted.

i had to have a very smelly, *very* hairy (like, coming-out-of-his-ears-hairy), eye-twinkling, toothless gas station attendent jimmy my lock for me once, when my darling puppy locked me out of my pick up truck and i was too wasted to figure out how to get back in. sadly, there was something sitting/smoking on the dash that shouldn't have been, and in his surprise/delight at seeing the smoke gathering in the car, the very pretty attendent broke my lock. wish you had been there instead. spent the next 3 years (the time it took to run said pick up truck into the ground) climbing in through the passenger's side window (another story).

[1dioscuri]

"attendAnt"
but whatever. you know what i mean. ;)